What would it mean for YOUR business to have your own 9-figure producing copywriter and marketing expert at your service?

Dear future business partner,

If you’re like me, you appreciate a story with a happy ending – particularly one featuring scrappy entrepreneurs putting everything on the line then hitting the BIGTIME!

Imagine creating a 250+ employee business from a spare bedroom office in your childhood home.

Picture taking a business from absolute zero and forging it into a triple-digit year-on-year growing national juggernaut with millions upon millions of dollars flying in and out every month… and your ads running on TV on Howard Stern every night.

Think epic victories and the sweet satisfaction of well-earned success… then the bitter sadness of catastrophic loss and unjust government lawfare… and then finally, the balancing redemption of the good guy’s comeback against the odds.

Well, my story is all of the above – and I’ll gladly tell you all about that, shortly.

FIRST, we need to to talk about YOU.

I don’t want you to waste a moment of your time so…

Please DO NOT Bother Reading Any Further Unless This Describes YOU:

• You believe that nothing is impossible – that profitability in any given market is simply a function of the right MINDSET, METRICS and EXECUTION.
• You have the highest ethical standards and sincerely seek to help your ideal customers benefit from the excellent value you provide.
• You want to work closely with an experienced, reliable professional you can trust to always have your best interests at heart.
• You are receptive to expert advice and committed to acting on it for your own benefit – even when it challenges the way “you’ve always done things”.
• You are not afraid to reassess and reevaluate everything you think you know about your business and your customers in order to achieve optimal results.
• You want to experience marketing success on a level that most might consider impractical, even impossible.

OK, so we’ve established who YOU are…
Now, let me explain about me for second.

For the better part of the last 15 years, I have worked, almost exclusively, with a very select handful of key clients that treat me like a rock star.

As they should…

It’s not every day you find someone that makes you a millionaire many times over.

• My direct mail pieces have been mailed to millions of households throughout the world.
• My direct response TV creative has been broadcast nationally on every major network.
• The interactive video presentations I helped creatively develop revolutionized the way an entire $300MM/year industry does business to this day.

The fact of the matter is my “whale” clients trust my judgement enough to have spent MILLIONS producing, buying media for, and sending my “crazy” ideas out into the world.

And why wouldn’t you, when my work brings back 2 times, 5 times, even 10 times what you invest?

Once you find the right creative partner for your business, it’s like turning on a magic marketing ATM machine that spits back out multiples of whatever you put into it.

When that happens, the only question is how much money can you stuff into that marketing machine… and how quickly!

For the first time in many years, I’ve started accepting new clients and, I have to tell you… it’s been an absolute BLAST.

If you’ve arrived here from a blog post or a forum, you already know that I love helping the underdog and sharing what has cost me so much to learn.

If you’ve arrived here from a web search, you’ll come to realize very quickly that I derive tremendous satisfaction out of helping small to mid-sized companies create world-class marketing.

If you’re here on referral from a trusted client, partner or friend – YOU ALREADY KNOW what needs to happen.

So, here’s my offer…

If you want to start kicking the stuffing out of your competition as of yesterday…

And develop the kind of marketing campaigns that reel in profitable new cash customers by the boatload and leave your competitors in awe…

We need to talk.

Unlike most of the typical self-important knucklehead copywriters and marketing “gurus” on the Internet who go out of their way to make themselves unavailable to anyone…

You can call me to set up a FREE initial consultation.

I know, I know…

“Mr. McGuru  charges Umpty-Three Kajillion Dollars for such rare, one on one attention.
If you’re such hot stuff and in such demand, why would you agree to talk to me for free?”

Lucky you. I must be a sucker…

Or, maybe I just prefer weeding out BS artists, looky-loos, tire-kickers and other assorted dreamers and schemers that hide so effectively behind email or web forms.

Look, I turn down business all the time and have for over a decade.

If you’re full of it, I’ll know immediately – and vice versa. I don’t care much for most “marketing gurus” and I certainly don’t care about being widely celebrated as one.

I would much rather quietly and secretly enjoy the fruits of our labor together.

It’s pretty simple, really — one quick phone call saves me a ginormous amount of time wasted in the long run.

Just because I may not be able to start on your project today doesn’t mean I don’t have a few minutes to talk about it with you. It’s important to you, and that makes it important to me…

You can ask me anything you want to know in our initial call.

We can talk about your business and we can talk about mine.

We’ll decide together, right then and there, if it’s worth discussing further.

Sound good? Excellent….

Now, I know you’re probably a bit worried about how much I charge and whether or not you can or want to afford me.

That’s completely understandable and I’d feel exactly the same way if I were you.

AND

Real results cost real money. That’s a fact… but it’s a fact you can take to the bank.

If you’re looking for “cheap” please click the little red X in your browser.

I don’t use a rate card and I don’t book gigs hourly. I quote based on the project and the situation.

Here’s a better, smarter way to get started…

When we decide to work together, all new clients start with an upfront retainer of $1,500 to give us the time and breathing space required to get fully up to speed about EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.

We’ll meet as much as we need to reach clear understandings, formulate a solid, actionable strategic plan for moving forward and we’ll simply take everything else from there.

What’s included? Everything we talk about when you call and we talk.

Make sense? Then let’s get to it…

Best regards,